FATHER: How are your grades, son?
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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Jhatka Laga
1 Pathan 1 Larki Par Gira
Larki boli: batamez kya kar rahe ho ?
Pathan: Baji
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1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a
deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
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Ak dm Bus Ke Break lagee Ak pathan larkee par jaa giraa larke ne kha kya kr rhey hu.
Pathan:Allama Iqbal Open University se B.A
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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
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TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?
Sardar:2k.m,
Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The Bride After Her Engagement
Goes To Her Mom And Says:
I Have Finally Found A Man Just Like Papa
Mom:
So, What Do You Want From Me?
Daughter:
Sympathy
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Agar App Pareshan Hai?
Nind Nahi Aati?
Sukoon Nahi Hai?
Kisi Kaam Mein Dil Bhi Nahi Lagta?
Hamesha Bechaini Si Rahti Ho,
To Aap Ki Zindagi Mein,
Vitamin “She” Ki Kami Hai Is Liye “She” Ka Intezam Karo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?
WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se
acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.
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pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
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